Scary steps into yet another leadership role as the team plots their next course of action.

The teens attempt to be saviors of the broken, the beaten, and the damned.

The Teens attempt to put Papa Johns behind them by doing a series of crimes, but how will they explain this gap in their resumes? And will they finally get a long rest (teens require more sleep than adults, between 9-10 hours a night)??

The teens do what's known as "quiet quitting," wherein they attempt to keep up with the requirements of their employment while also quietly scheming up an escape plan.

The teens start their first day of gainful employment at Papa John's.

The teens get into some combat which requires the hosts of this podcast to play the game Dungeons and Dragons super hard.

The teens get their bearings as they acclimate to their new surroundings.

The teens finally get some gosh darned answers around here!

Inside all of us there are two Scarys.

Everyone acts hella sus this episode.

We finally find out who wins the debate!!!

The teens are split by mysterious F.B.I. operatives as Link and Taylor fight for their lives and Normal and Scary attempt to prepare for a debate with the mayor.

Lincoln lets his friends in on some important information as the teens have a slumber party to plan.

The teens regroup after the dance and learn more about what is expected of them from one of their dads...

It's time to dance! But when stopping eldritch incursions on your reality is part of the festivities, this dance is going to be anything but normal!

It's the day of the big school dance, but WHO WILL THEY GO WITH!?

The teens become embroiled in an investigation concerning missing body parts.

The teens decompress and regroup after a solid effort at clearing their first incursion.

The teens confront horrors at the local elementary school where they must do battle with a monster obsessed with speedrunning.

Four teens get a pretty gnarly detention. They also find out things they didn't expect about their own family histories!