The battle begins! The dads are taken on a crash course on the finer points of the battle royale format. Darryl puts on his coach hat, Ron gets wood, Henry uses his wordsmith skills, and Glenn/Freddie is objectively correct about a commonly misused adage.

The battle begins! The dads are taken on a crash course on the finer points of the battle royale format. Darryl puts on his coach hat, Ron gets wood, Henry uses his wordsmith skills, and Glenn/Freddie is objectively correct about a commonly misused adage.

The dads hit the road en route to the tournament for knights in Meadowshade. Darryl dreams about football, Henry gathers more knowledge, Glenn spins out of control, and turns out Ron's more famous than he thought.

The dads assess their situation in the aftermath. Darryl confronts the looming task before him, Glenn's plan doesn't quite go as he hoped, Ron thinks outside the box, and Henry experiences some growth.

The dads ascend a dark obsidian tower teeming with traps and environmental storytelling cues to stop Terry Jr. from opening a rift into the astral plane. Darryl reminisces about football, Henry reminisces about 90s computer games, Glenn reminisces about ultimate frisbee, and Ron steps up.

The dads come to terms with their actions and try and salvage Ron's relationship with Terry Jr. Darryl disguises his voice, Henry makes a phone call, Glenn grabs some goods, and Ron gains insight into the ways of the forest.

Trapped in a witch's cottage, the dads face their greatest challenge yet. Glenn does some detective work, Henry reveals latent prejudices, Darryl finally unlocks an achievement, and Ron calls in the help of a friend.

This episode is a Patreon stretch goal bonus episode, which takes place partway through the events of Ep. 11. Henry gets wet, Darryl satisfies, Glenn blows it, and Ron gets his hands dirty.

The dads head to spicy meatball hands Roqueporte with a new, powerful ally. Darryl reconnects with his hobby, Henry declines to appropriate Darryl's culture, Glenn's instincts were dead on, and Ron kills.

Glenn and Nick flee, with the other dads in close pursuit. Henry loses his cool, Darryl loses his cool, Glenn tries to stay cool, and Ron is now, suddenly, cool.

The dads compete in a battle of the bands. Henry explains a complicated ritual, Darryl reminisces about one of his favorite bands, Glenn reveals a secret, and Ron unveils a hidden talent.

The dad's stealthy plan goes off the rails immediately. Darryl consults with the founding fathers, Henry remembers a trip to the zoo, Ron gets a promotion, and Glenn makes a new friend.

The dads help Nick retrieve a legendary weapon with their most cunning plan yet! Glenn reconnects with his son, Ron spends some quality time with Lizardboy Scales McStuffins, while Daryl and Henry commune with nature.

The dads address pressing automotive issues. Henry finds some great books, Daryl learns something about his beloved minivan, Glenn showcases his knowledge of 90s movie tie-in rap, and Ron lodges a complaint.

The Lord of Chaos is revealed, and the dads discover their plan. Henry has a heart to heart, Glenn finds his inner rock star, Ron invents a new form of stealth, and the dads apply logic to shapeshifting.

The dads travel to Neverwinter in search of Henry's two beautiful boys, Lark and Sparrow.

The dads mediate a conflict between a dragon and his children.